Dear Doctor, can you suggest a mechanical music oriented holiday?
Why bother splashing out on going to Amsterdam. After having a few screws out you can get plenty rubber, leather and filth inside any old pianola. And while we’re on the subject why bother going all the way to Amsterdam for drugs. You can get the same woozy effect from listening to any Meloto dance roll played slowly with the sustain pedal jammed down with a biro. Alternately see your dealer about scoring you a roll of Beethoven’s Eighth.
